功夫熊猫 中英文剧本1
Legend tells of a legendary warrior,
传说中有个传奇侠客
whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.
他的武功出神入化
He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.
浪迹江湖 一路行侠仗义
I see you like to chew.
小样儿你喜欢嚼东西
Maybe you should chew on my fist.
有种打败我再嚼!
The warrior said anything for his mouth was full.
侠客满嘴食物 不便开口
Then he swallowed.
当食物下咽后
And then he spoke. Enough talk. Let's fight.
他语出惊人 少废话 拿命来
fight for free
看招
He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind,
他的致命招数无人能挡
敌人都被他的正义之光晃瞎了眼
from over exposure to pure awesomeness.
My eyes! He's too awesome!
我看不见了!
还这么帅气
And attractive. How can we re-pay you?
他武功盖世!
我们怎么报答你?
There is no charge for awesomeness.
侠骨柔情无需回报
Or attractiveness.
爆发吧!
It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity.
千军万马全被踏在足下 艺高人胆大
Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved.
有史以来最使人敬畏
又最令人销魂的熊猫
Even the most heroic heroes in all of China,
即使是打败天下无敌手的中原五侠客
The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master.
也对他佩服得五体投地
We should hang out.