A penguin (企鹅)
One day a policeman was walking in the park. He saw a man there. The man was holding a penguin. The man said to the policeman, “ I found this penguin this morning. What shall I do with it?”
“ Take it to the zoo,” said the policeman.
The next day the policeman saw the man again. He was still holding the peniguin. The policeman said, “ Why didn’t you take the penguin to the zoo?”
“ I did,” said the man. “ I took him to the zoo yesterday. Today I’m taking him to the cineman.